the smell of garlic cooking adds three years to my life and purges me of all evils, cleansing my whole soul
(via kushandwizdom)
Anne Hathaway’s character in Devil Wears Prada literally just starts dressing better and taking an interest in her work and her friends act like she’s an awful person who has “changed”. Like bitch THIS IS NOT A LINDSAY LOHAN MEAN GIRLS MOMENT all she did was get the new Chanel boots.
(via bestfunny)
Want to meet this niggas mom because she did something right
1: knocked a fool out for hitting the teacher
2: threw the punk who took the opportunity to get in a cheap shot on the dude he just took out
3: backed off after the fight ended
4: let everyone else know what they did wrong and put them in their place
5: didn’t get involved till he had to
grade: A+
10/10
Lawful Good
(via squidyword)
